Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
handjob tips. give me some.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Someone signed my nipple.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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