dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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