I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
What a dumb baby whore.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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