Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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