how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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