I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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