Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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