Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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