Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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