Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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