Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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