you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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