Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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