ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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