He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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