I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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