that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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