If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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