Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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