Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Are we still banned from the library?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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