Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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