38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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