even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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