that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
