Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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