i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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