Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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