i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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