and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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