Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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