that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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