My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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