covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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