I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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