I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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