Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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