No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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