I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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