just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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