How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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