Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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