whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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