goodnight i made you a song goodbye
now i know why i became what i already was.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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