i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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