I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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