we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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