Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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