That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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