last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just pee around me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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