It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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